rnyfh:

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

thecompvnywekeep:

thunder:

if you’re sad right now remember that a year from now you could be married, have won the lottery, gotten your dream job or have met the love of your life. better days are coming, stay strong.

This is honestly the best thing

(Source: unisex)

taterkategg:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

😨

Im terrified

childhoodruiner:

Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?

Me: 

(Source: sasasdadsa)

inactiveblogger:

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

thefuuuucomics:

“dude”

— me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

khobis:

accept that you arent special to some people and move on

stirrup–studies:

honestly my entire life is just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at this point